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Gorzo The Mighty

Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe, has ruled the galaxy since the mid-Earth-1930s. A longtime arch-nemesis of Crash Comet, Space Commander from the Year 2000, Gorzo is known for his willingness to sadistically blast into atoms all who defy him. His hobbies include breeding Giant Carnivorous Star Worms and wielding the awesome destructive power of his Imperial Robo-Legions. He is represented by Janine Freiberg at CAA.

Articles by "Gorzo The Mighty"

My Old Nemesis...So We Meet Again

Commentary • ISSUE 46•25 • Jun 22, 2010

By Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe

Aha. There was indeed an explanation for shipboard oxygen consumption exceeding projections by a fraction of a percent: It seems a parasite has stowed away ...

Earth, Prepare To Meet Thy DOOM!

Commentary • ISSUE 44•52 ISSUE 44•51 • Dec 18, 2008

By Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe

This past earthly solar cycle was one to be remembered. A year of change. A year of hope. Pitiful, misplaced hope! But by far, the ...

And Now For Some... Amusement

Commentary • ISSUE 41•50 • Dec 14, 2005

By Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe

After all the times you have thwarted me... After all the times my plans for world domination...

Oh Yes... I Am Still Very Much Alive!

Commentary • ISSUE 41•37 • Sep 14, 2005

By Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe

Ha! I see by the look of terror in your pathetic Earthling eyes that you did not expect to see me standing here when the ...

You Shall Make An Excellent Queen

Commentary • ISSUE 39•29 • Jul 30, 2003

By Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe

Grand Vizier Adrakus! Prepare a full report on the attempted siege of my palace! Spare no detail, and have the Royal Theater Guild prepare a ...

Infidel!

Commentary • ISSUE 35•37 • Oct 13, 1999

By Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe

Bring forth the prisoners! I, Gorzo The Mighty, hereby decree that Crash Comet, Space Commander From The Year 2000, and his puny boy sidekick, Buddy ...

Seize Him!

Commentary • ISSUE 32•15 • Nov 11, 1997

By Gorzo The Mighty, Emperor Of The Universe

Ah, yes. I see you have captured my elusive Earthling quarry at last. Well done, guard! You have greatly pleased your master. Bring him forward ...

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