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Get Me Off This Consarned Asteroid!

ISSUE 35•28 | 08.11.99

Boooooooo! 'Tis I, the ghost of Herman Ulysses Zweibel, pioneer editor of The Mercantile-Onion and, to my ever-lasting shame, father of that debauched, laudanum-addicted whelp, T. Herman Zweibel! Boooooooo! more»
What Our Republic Needs Is A Merry Jig

ISSUE 35•04 | 02.03.99

Booooooooo! 'Tis I, Herman Ulysses Zweibel, long-dead founder of The Onion, or, as it was more eloquently known in my day, The Mercantile-Onion. Boooooooo! more»
We Must Act Now Against The Barbary Pirates

ISSUE 33•24 | 06.24.98

Booooo! It is I, the ghost of Herman Ulysses Zweibel, founder of The Onion, or, as it was originally known, The Mercantile-Onion. Booooo! more»