Articles by "Herbert Kornfeld"
It Wuz Always 'Bout Tha Numbahs
Sleepless hours and dreamless nights and far aways / Ooo ooo ooo, wishing you were here.
—Chicago, "Wishing You Were Here"...
A Motivation Seminizar
Tha Nite Rida cruised like a muhfukkin' barracuda into tha Midstate parkin' lot an' wit' typical mad stealth executed a perfect 90-degree turn into her ...
A Day Off? Sheeit
'Sup, G's. Check it out: Debbilyn Sundquist, tha Midstate human-resources secretary, e-mailed me.
Sob Sistah
Interoffice Memorandum
Enter Tha Office
Check it out, G's: Lotta shit in this column ain't foe tha eyes a' amateurs. If you a pussy, you best skip ovah ...
Daddy H. Day Care
Yo, this is foe tha day-care peeps who tend to mah shortie, Baby Prince H Tha Stone Col' Dopest Biz-ook-kizeepin' Muthafuckin' Badass Supastar Kornfeld Tha ...
Yo, Don't Judge
Y'all may not realize this, but tha Accountz Reeceevin' bruthahood be forced to live in two worlds: tha supafly world o' officin' an' tha ...
Joinin' Tha Notary Club
Ay, yo, Governor Ten Eyck, big ups to you an' yo' posse representin' to tha fullest down at tha Capitol. This be Herbert Kornfeld, a ...
Keepin' It Real In Tha Midstate Crib
Very first time I wrote this column, it wuz to inform all y'all nonbelievaz out there that tha H-Dog wuz a BAD ASS who ...
Offin' Office Max
Yo, this is a message foe all y'all wack muthafuckas at Office Depot: Step tha FUCK OFF, lest y'all wanna brawl wit' tha ...




















