Personalities

Herbert Kornfeld

Prior to his death on April 30th, 2007, Herbert Kornfeld wrote about workplace issues for The Onion. He worked as the Accounts Receivable Supervisor at Midstate Office Supply, the state's oldest wholesaler and retailer of office supplies and business machines.

Articles by "Herbert Kornfeld"

Take This Job And Love It

Commentary • ISSUE 38•03 • Jan 30, 2002

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Yo, yo, yo, H-Dog is back in tha house, all-new an' luvvin' tha boos in tha '02, know what I'm sayin'? First off, big ...

True A.R. Bruthas Don't Take No Layba Day Off

Commentary • ISSUE 37•32 • Sep 12, 2001

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Ay yo, wassup, Gs? If y'all aksed me what paradise wuz to tha H-Dog, I'd say it be three things: customas payin' they ...

Guard Yo' Grill Against Them Computa Bitchez

Commentary • ISSUE 37•21 • Jun 6, 2001

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Yo, whassup, Gs? H-Dog in tha house. Do all y'all recall, back in tha day, tha beef between tha Accountz Reeceevable posse an' tha ...

A Homey In Need

Commentary • ISSUE 37•07 • Feb 28, 2001

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

All y'all disciples of tha H-Dog know that The Man always be tryin' to playa-hate on tha Accountz Reeceevable bruthahood, 24-7. On any given ...

H-Dog Jr.

Commentary • ISSUE 36•44 • Dec 6, 2000

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Yo, check it out, Gs: Last week, that freaky ho Judy from tha wack-ass Accountz Payabo krew steps to mah fly cubicle, all smilin' an ...

What Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIES

Commentary • ISSUE 36•25 • Jul 26, 2000

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Yo, peep this: I know all y'all wanna hear about tha mad bugged-out shit that went down at tha annual Monroe County CPA Convention ...

Cash-Room Bitch Be Havin' My Shortie

Commentary • ISSUE 36•09 • Mar 15, 2000

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Heads up, y'all: Tha H-Dog's wildin' days be OVA. Now, I still be keepin' it real as tha Accountz Reeceevable Supervisa at Midstate ...

Time Foe Tha H-Dog To Give Props

Commentary • ISSUE 35•41 • Nov 10, 1999

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Yo, peep this: I wanna take this opportunity to give a shout-out to all tha homies who got tha H-Dog's back in his day-to-day ...

I Gots To Represent At Tha Muthafuckin' Company Picnic

Commentary • ISSUE 35•26 • Jul 28, 1999

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

Yo, I must be gettin' soft or somethin', 'cause last weekend, I be chillin' at tha Midstate Office Supply company picnic. Sheeit. Ain't too ...

Tha Autobiography Of Herbert K

Commentary • ISSUE 35•18 • May 12, 1999

By Herbert Kornfeld, Accounts Receivable Supervisor

What tha dilly yo, mah homies? Tha H-Dog be keepin' it real at Midstate Office Supply, still kickin' it hardcore as tha Mack Daddy Enforca ...

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