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Jackie Harvey

Jackie Harvey graduated from Viterbo University with a degree in English literature in 1990. After honing his writing and copy-editing skills at The Sunshine Shopper, he became The Onion’s entertainment columnist in 1994, replacing the outgoing Archie “Arch” Danielson. Currently, Harvey writes his regular column, "The Outside Scoop," as well as his blog, "Harveywood!"

Articles by "Jackie Harvey"

Sarah Jessica Gives 'Birth In The City'!

Commentary • ISSUE 38•42 • Nov 13, 2002

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! Call it Birth In The City! Or Sex In The Nursery! But whichever word you choose to alter in the title of the show ...

Conan 'Conanquers' The Emmys!

Commentary • ISSUE 38•36 • Oct 2, 2002

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! It's a week later, and everybody's still buzzing about the star-packed Emmys. "According To" Jim Belushi was there, as was TV's ...

Jacko Is On The Attacko!

Commentary • ISSUE 38•26 • Jul 24, 2002

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! Jacko has gone wacko, going on the attacko against Sony for discriminating against artists who are blacko!

Little Chelsea Clinton Is All Grown Up And Glamorous!

Commentary • ISSUE 38•16 • May 1, 2002

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! Remember Chelsea Clinton? Wasn't it nice to have a presidential daughter who wasn't posing for Playboy or getting drunk? Instead, she was ...

Shame On You, Wynonna Rider

Commentary • ISSUE 38•09 • Mar 13, 2002

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! A thief in Hollywood? Say it ain't so! Wynonna Rider, who delighted us in Alien 3, Welcome Home Roxy Carmichael, and 1969, was ...

The Lord Of The Rings Is Hobbit-Forming!

Commentary • ISSUE 38•01 • Jan 16, 2002

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Happy 2002! Whew, I'm glad we can put 2001 behind us with all that terrorism. It's a New Year, and already the grapevine ...

I'm No Tali-fan!

Commentary • ISSUE 37•40 • Nov 7, 2001

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! Terrorism has hit these shores, and I for one am ready to put my foot down and say enough! I don't care if ...

Julia And Benjamin: Say Goodbye To The New Camelot!

Commentary • ISSUE 37•30 • Aug 29, 2001

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! Why is it that the best-looking couples never stay together? Megastar Julia Roberts and ethnically ambiguous actor Benjamin Bratt have pulled the plug on ...

Sony Brings Shame To My Profession!

Commentary • ISSUE 37•23 • Jun 20, 2001

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

The Japanese do a lot of things better than us Americans, like making cars and preparing sushi. Well, now you can add to that list ...

Russell Crowe Has Something To 'Crowe' About... An Oscar Win!

Commentary • ISSUE 37•12 • Mar 4, 2001

By Jackie Harvey – The Outside Scoop

Item! In case you're on Mars or something, here's a news flash: The Oscars happened! I always get cable this time of year ...

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