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Articles by "Larry Groznic"
I'm Not Questing With You Until You Admit You Screwed Up The Zul'Aman Raid
I have had enough, Paul. It is no longer worth the gold it costs to fly to the Ghostlands if my soldiers are going to ...
I Must Take Issue With The Wikipedia Entry For 'Weird Al' Yankovic
To whomever or whatever is currently in charge of the free encyclopedia and online community portal at Wikipedia.org, I demand that you remove the ...
I'll Thank You Not To Call My Collection Of Sequential-Art Erotica 'Dirty Comics'
I've been called many unfair names in my day, Grygor, but I never imagined that someone I consider a friend would label me an ...
Don't Come Crying To Me When You Need Someone Who Speaks Elvish
Really, Steven. Of all people, I expected more from you.
I Appreciate The Muppets On A Much Deeper Level Than You
This bitter eBay bidding war has gotten out of hand. Why should we tear each other apart like this? Yes, the Muppet Movie soundtrack has ...
I Regret To Say Your Wedding Falls Square In The Middle Of The Prisoner Marathon
When I received your wedding invitation, Neil, I was overcome with joy at the prospect of being part of your blessed day. As one of ...
When You Are Ready To Have A Serious Conversation About Green Lantern, You Have My E-Mail Address
I consider you a friend, Douglas. Together, we have shared many adventures, from waiting in line for the Star Wars: Episode I premiere to meeting ...
Now More Than Ever, Humanity Needs My Back To The Future Fan Fiction
We, as a nation, have suffered. Wounded and confused, we wonder whether life will ever be the same again. But for all our pain, we ...
Maybe I Can Impress Her With My Holy Grail Quotes
Ah, Aimee Porter. How often I have gazed at you from across the coffee shop, longing to smell your hair, to feel your sympathetic cheek ...
Dressing Up Your Dog As Boba Fett Is Something You Have To Devote A Weekend To
I've always thought of myself as a creative guy. Whenever my friends in the Star Wars novel-reading club schedule a Sunday-night Star Wars viewing ...
