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Roger Dudek

Roger Dudek lives in West Virginia with his wife, Rosemary, and his twin daughters. He is a professional, syndicated humor columnist who has been writing professionally for more than 20 years. His column, Write On The Funny!, has been published intermittently in dozens of newspapers since it began in 1992. His comedic book of humorous essays, Memoirs Of A Guy-sha, is still looking for a publisher.

Articles by "Roger Dudek"

My Kids Are Learning How To Drive…Me Up The Wall!

Commentary • ISSUE 48•01 • Jan 3, 2012

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

Honk! Honk! Pull over, loyal readers. Pull way over. Keep going. More. To tell you the truth, you better clear the road completely.

These Summer Movies Are Blockbusting My Wallet!

Commentary • ISSUE 47•29 • Jul 19, 2011

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

In a world… Where dollars have no meaning… And retirement funds are running out… One man and his bank account must fight to survive. This ...

All This Tea Party Talk Is Making Me Thirsty!

Commentary • ISSUE 46•19 • May 13, 2010

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

Hello, hello, loyal readers! Say, have you guys seen this new show on TV? The one with all the animals running around, screaming at one ...

Tonight I'm Going To Party Like It's The 10th Anniversary of 1999!

Commentary • ISSUE 46•01 • Jan 7, 2010

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

10…9…8…7…6…5… 4…3…2…1…Happy New Ye-—oops! I've already broken all of my...

Moving On Up…To The Cheap Side!

Commentary • ISSUE 45•33 • Aug 13, 2009

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

Well, hello there, loyal readers. So good of you to drop by. Please, won't you step into the foyer? Or at least point to ...

Swine Flu Season Is Really Flu-ing By!

Commentary • ISSUE 45•21 • May 21, 2009

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

Paging Dr. Dudek! Paging Dr. Dudek! You're wanted in the OR to perform an MRI and EKG on REO Speedwagon ASAP! A-OK? Don't ...

Survive This Recession? Do I Look Like I'm Madoff Money?

Commentary • ISSUE 45•06 • Feb 3, 2009

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

Folks, times sure have gotten tough, economically speaking. There's no point in splitting hairs here (it'd take too long to find one on ...

Who's Gonna Hallo-wean My Kids Off All This Candy?

Commentary • ISSUE 44•45 • Nov 6, 2008

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

I've got a little joke for you, loyal readers. Now, I know what you're all thinking: "A joke in your column, Roger? Why ...

Poconos? I Hardly Know Her!

Commentary • ISSUE 44•22 • May 28, 2008

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

Here's one: What's green and pink and red all over? Give up? Why it's ol' Roger "Bermuda Shorts" Dudek back from a ...

It's Christmas Time—And I'm In A Holi-Daze!

Commentary • ISSUE 43•50 • Dec 12, 2007

By Roger Dudek – Write On The Funny!

'Twas the weeks before Christmas, And all through my home, Until my kids get some presents They won't leave me...

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