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If I Could Have Any Superpower, It'd Definitely Be Invisibility

ISSUE 47•17 | 04.26.11

It's kind of a nerdy question, but it always seems to come up. You'll be hanging out with a few friends and someone will ask, "If you could have any superpower you wanted, what would it be?" Most people can't answer right away because there's so... more»