Articles by "T. Herman Zweibel"
Old Folks At Home
Long life is the ardent desire of many. Indeed, some of you may achieve it, as I have. But once you find your-self out-living your ...
You Are Now For Sale
As you leaden-pated slow-coaches are too thick to realize that running a multi-tentacled news-paper empire takes an iron will and a strong stomach. If you ...
What I Did During My Vacation
July is the cruelest month for T. Herman Zweibel. My regular summer sabbatical usually falls during that month, and I find my-self as idle as ...
My Summer Reading List
Another swampish July will soon be upon us, bringing with it the promise of sweltering heat, golden pitchers of ice-cold lemon-ade administered to me in ...
Do Not Be Cross With Me, Sweet Lillian
From The Death-Bed Of T. Herman Zweibel, The Zweibel Estate.
Advice For Gentle-Men
My considerable ire was raised yet again this past week when I was subjected to the ignominy of an intrusion on my privacy, conducted by ...
A Drama In Three Acts
To my universally celebrated works of drama, The Happy Bed-Chamber and The News-Paper Man And The Elves, I would like to add my third and ...
So My Readers Wish Me Dead
I am informed by The Onion Editorial Board that the mountain of mail calling for my death is increasing once again. This is nothing new ...
Save The Soft-Wares
I hear that the tyrants in Washington are proposing than an enormous soft-wares and computing monopoly be broken up. The ladies must be broken-hearted that ...
My Funerary Revisions
When a gentle-man reaches a certain age, he realizes that he must make preparations for the day he will finally pass from this world. For ...




















