Are You In Favor Of Capital Punishment?

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Are You In Favor Of Capital Punishment?

  • No. A full prison is a happy prison.
  • Definitely, unless our justice system were to ever somehow become vulnerable to racial bias and human error.
  • I don’t know. And not in the “I’ve weighed all the arguments but it’s all so complicated I can’t yet arrive at a decision” way, either.
  • Yes, but if the prisoner tells his story and is able to make the executioner cry then he gets to go free.
  • Only if we’re at least 75 percent sure they did it.
  • Come on now, Frank. We’re trying to sit down and have a nice dinner here. We can talk about this later.
  • Yes. I find last meals interesting.