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How The IOC Plans To Address Doping

In light of its recent decision not to bar Russian athletes from competing in Rio despite their use of performance-enhancing drugs, the International Olympic Committee is working to establish more effective protocols to keep the Games drug-free. Here are some ways the IOC plans to address doping:
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Are You Ready For Some Football?

  • Can one ever truly be ready for some football?
  • Indubitably, my good sir! Assemble my nachos, posthaste!
  • Not until week four or five, usually
  • Depends; who's playing?
  • After a thrilling preseason like that, you better believe it
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  • Need to research the issue
  • Still catching up on last season

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