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Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

Teary-Eyed Robert Griffin III Slips On Draft Day Suit Again

WASHINGTON—With several tears streaming down his face as he stood alone in his bedroom’s walk-in closet, sources confirmed Wednesday that former Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III slipped on the suit he wore to the 2012 NFL Draft.
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Are You Ready For Some Football?

  • Can one ever truly be ready for some football?
  • Indubitably, my good sir! Assemble my nachos, posthaste!
  • Not until week four or five, usually
  • Depends; who's playing?
  • After a thrilling preseason like that, you better believe it
  • None of your business
  • Need to research the issue
  • Still catching up on last season

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