Do You Approve Of Congress’ Job Performance?

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Food Companies Cut 6.4 Trillion Calories From Products

A study has found that a group of 16 major food companies including Kraft and Coca-Cola cut a total of 6.4 trillion calories from their products between 2007 and 2012, far exceeding their pledge to slash 1.5 trillion calories by 2015.
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Do You Approve Of Congress’ Job Performance?

  • No. They need to be replaced by different out-of-touch, egomaniacal pricks.
  • Yes, but only Rep. Alan S. Lowenthal of California. That guy’s incredible!
  • Completely unacceptable, but they still deserve a few more chances to get it right.
  • No, but I approve of them as individuals with unique hopes and dreams.
  • The fat cats in Congress? Hell, you can only trust those bastards as far as you can throw ’em. I’ll tell you, people wonder why this country is going down the tubes and you don’t need to look any further than those overpaid clowns controlling Capitol Hill, my friend.
  • No! And thank you; I’ve been dying to get this off my chest.
  • Definitely. Did you read H.R. 308? Fucking poetry, man.
  • Of course not, but when has anyone cared what South Dakota thinks?
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