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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Do You Approve Of How Pope Francis Is Leading The Catholic Church?

  • I do not. He’s worse than Honorius I.
  • Yeah, just as long as he keeps his grubby little mitts off the Feast of St. Nestor of Magydos.
  • No, I’m gay and I don’t want to be accepted.
  • He’s okay, but he’s no Holy Ghost, I’ll tell you that much.
  • What did the guy above me say? I’ll go with that.
  • No. He’s making it harder for traditionally marginalized groups to get out of going to church.
  • Yes. I do believe I am taking the Church in the right direction.
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