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Do You Believe Edward Snowden Is A Traitor Or Hero?

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Do You Believe Edward Snowden Is A Traitor Or Hero?

  • I have very little patience for people who stand up for what they believe.
  • Only a traitor would take advantage of an innocent, naive defense technology consulting firm like that.
  • My gut is telling me “hero,” but then again I was totally wrong about Snape, so who knows?
  • He’s really made me think about online privacy, and I hate him for that.
  • His actions say “traitor,” but his milky soft skin and penetrating cocoa-hued eyes scream “hero, hero, hero!”
  • I’ve always thought of him as a hero because he’s my son.
  • Isn’t there something in the middle, like bailiff?
  • Now, Bill, remember that we don’t talk politics at the table. Let’s just all try to have a nice meal, okay?

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