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Do You Believe In Global Warming?

  • No; I need overwhelming scientific evidence before I’ll believe something like that.
  • Yes. I haven’t seen a single glacier anywhere.
  • Only in a metaphorical sense.
  • Not until the Costa Rican variable harlequin toad dies out for good.
  • I’m close, but I’ll need to see a slightly melted earth on the cover of ‘Time’ magazine first.
  • Yes, because in this day and age we all need to believe in something.
  • I don’t, but that hasn’t ruined ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ for me.
  • That’s neither here nor there. Two people in the parking lot saw you leave your dog inside the vehicle. Come with me.
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