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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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Do You Believe In God?

  • Yeppers.
  • I guess I never thought about it until just now when you asked me.
  • You mean Drathragaal? Of course.
  • Yes; I really enjoy capitalizing the “H” in “He.”
  • No; did you not see that horrible sunset last night?
  • There’s got to be something divine behind the smooth, sweet taste of cream soda.
  • Yes, I do believe in Her. Am I an amazing person or what?
  • I believe in love. I believe in us. Isn’t that enough?