COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—After learning that the gun had been involved in a violent attack that left three dead, National Rifle Association representatives reportedly visited the Colorado Springs Police Department evidence room Monday to check up on the semi-automatic rifle used in Friday’s Planned Parenthood shooting.
- I guess I never thought about it until just now when you asked me.
- You mean Drathragaal? Of course.
- Yes; I really enjoy capitalizing the “H” in “He.”
- No; did you not see that horrible sunset last night?
- There’s got to be something divine behind the smooth, sweet taste of cream soda.
- Yes, I do believe in Her. Am I an amazing person or what?
- I believe in love. I believe in us. Isn’t that enough?