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Do You Plan To Sign Up For Obamacare?

  • I’d like to see a few more government shutdowns first.
  • Yes. I want to be part of history in a small, dull way.
  • No. I have a preexisting condition and have come to believe I don’t deserve insurance.
  • I don’t plan for anything, baby.
  • Not sure. I’m one of those ‘not sure’ people in polls.
  • Yes. I just moved to the city and I’m hoping to make new friends this way.
  • I’m sorry, are you referring to the Affordable Care Act? No way!
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