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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:

Man Either Sick Or Just At End Of Workday

CINCINNATI—Overwhelmed by a wave of fatigue, local man Will Markowski told reporters Tuesday that he was uncertain whether he was getting sick or if it was just the end of a normal workday.

A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in President Lincoln’s life:
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Do You Plan To Sign Up For Obamacare?

  • I’d like to see a few more government shutdowns first.
  • Yes. I want to be part of history in a small, dull way.
  • No. I have a preexisting condition and have come to believe I don’t deserve insurance.
  • I don’t plan for anything, baby.
  • Not sure. I’m one of those ‘not sure’ people in polls.
  • Yes. I just moved to the city and I’m hoping to make new friends this way.
  • I’m sorry, are you referring to the Affordable Care Act? No way!
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