DENVER—Smiling at one another and joking about the fateful coincidence at they sat together at the Irish Lion Pub, local 26-year-old Nick Latham told reporters Friday he couldn’t believe he and the woman he had just met, Sara Reilly, also 26, owed tens of thousands of dollars in student loan debt to the same bank.
- No. I need this handgun in case I have to shoot a person.
- Certainly not the Beretta Px4 Storm Inox! Talk about smooth action.
- Yes, but only if we can still make our hands into the shape of a gun and pretend to blow smoke from it after dishing out a great insult.
- Not until I settle a few scores.
- Only for criminals and men of poor repute.
- You can’t possibly be suggesting I get rid of Peggy?!
- I’m so good at fighting that it doesn’t really matter.