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Do You Support Banning The Possession Of Handguns?

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Do You Support Banning The Possession Of Handguns?

  • No. I need this handgun in case I have to shoot a person.
  • Certainly not the Beretta Px4 Storm Inox! Talk about smooth action.
  • Yes, but only if we can still make our hands into the shape of a gun and pretend to blow smoke from it after dishing out a great insult.
  • Not until I settle a few scores.
  • Only for criminals and men of poor repute.
  • You can’t possibly be suggesting I get rid of Peggy?!
  • I’m so good at fighting that it doesn’t really matter.

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