Do You Think College Is A Good Investment?

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Area Dad Thinks Refs Should Just Let Them Play Football

DOYLESTOWN, PA—Facetiously questioning how the game had suddenly become a non-contact sport, local father Aaron Harper confirmed his belief Thursday that referees officiating a Thanksgiving game between the Philadelphia Eagles and Detroit Lions should just let them play football out there.
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TOMAH, WI—Pausing their conversations momentarily to call attention to the music playing on the establishment’s jukebox, sources at local bar Shepherd’s confirmed to reporters Friday that this is a great song.


Do You Think College Is A Good Investment?

  • Yes. Without college I could never have landed this job curating blog content all day.
  • No. Some of us were pegged as unskilled labor a loooooong time ago.
  • Maybe—it depends on which of my kids you’re asking about.
  • Of course. You can’t put a price on great memories, even though someone did and it’s almost $200,000.
  • Yes. I own several universities and they are very profitable.
  • No. Provosts are not to be trusted.
  • Absolutely. It’s important to get into debt early while you still have a lot of life left to ruin.
  • Yes. You can’t truly earn a Florida State sweatshirt by just buying one.