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Man Holding Hands With Pregnant Woman Must Have Weird Fetish

RED BANK, NJ—Testing the limits of what even the most progressive onlookers considered publicly acceptable, a man was seen by multiple witnesses Tuesday holding hands with a visibly pregnant woman in what many could only interpret as the expression of a bizarre fetish.
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Do You Think College Is A Good Investment?

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  • No. Some of us were pegged as unskilled labor a loooooong time ago.
  • Maybe—it depends on which of my kids you’re asking about.
  • Of course. You can’t put a price on great memories, even though someone did and it’s almost $200,000.
  • Yes. I own several universities and they are very profitable.
  • No. Provosts are not to be trusted.
  • Absolutely. It’s important to get into debt early while you still have a lot of life left to ruin.
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