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Best Sports Video Games Of All Time

With titles such as ‘FIFA 17’ and ’NBA 2K17’ expected to be popular gifts this holiday season, Onion Sports looks back on some of the best sports video games of all time.

Can Trump Follow Through On His Campaign Promises?

President-elect Donald Trump made a variety of lofty promises during his campaign as part of a pledge to “make America great again.” The Onion looks at several of these promises and evaluates whether Trump will be willing or able to follow through on them.
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  • Yes, but then again, I once ate an unpeeled orange because my friend told me it would clear up my acne.
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  • If they can trust me not to take all the newspapers in the box, I can trust them.
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  • Only when it comes to matters of the heart.

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