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Best Sports Documentaries

With ESPN’s film ‘OJ: Made In America’ emerging as an Oscars frontrunner this year, Onion Sports looks back at some of the greatest sports documentaries of all time.

New EPA Chief Proposes 30% Cut In All Carbon-Based Organisms

WASHINGTON—Expressing confidence that the nation would meet the ambitious benchmarks by the end of Donald Trump’s presidential term, Scott Pruitt, the president-elect’s nominee for chief of the Environmental Protection Agency, said Thursday he would seek a 30 percent cut in all carbon-based organisms upon assuming office.
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Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported?

  • No. It’s easier for me to hate them when they’re nearby.
  • Yes. Get these damn Norwegians out of my country.
  • Definitely! I’m all for anything that involves a long, frustrating bureaucratic process.
  • Only the ones I am not currently exploiting.
  • Yes, but not Miguel. He can stay.
  • Nah, they can have the jobs. I was never one for working anyway.
  • Whatever it takes to win this primary.

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