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A Timeline Of The EPA

A recently introduced House bill that would dissolve the Environmental Protection Agency questions the value of what this agency does and what its goals are. The Onion provides a timeline of the EPA’s 47-year history:
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Should Illegal Immigrants Be Deported?

  • No. It’s easier for me to hate them when they’re nearby.
  • Yes. Get these damn Norwegians out of my country.
  • Definitely! I’m all for anything that involves a long, frustrating bureaucratic process.
  • Only the ones I am not currently exploiting.
  • Yes, but not Miguel. He can stay.
  • Nah, they can have the jobs. I was never one for working anyway.
  • Whatever it takes to win this primary.
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