WAUKESHA, WI—Elated upon discovering the fast-food restaurant chain would now serve breakfast past 10:30 a.m., area man Dave Grenwald told reporters Tuesday that he was overjoyed he would no longer have to buy an entire day’s worth of Egg McMuffins from McDonald’s in the morning.
- No. It’s easier for me to hate them when they’re nearby.
- Yes. Get these damn Norwegians out of my country.
- Definitely! I’m all for anything that involves a long, frustrating bureaucratic process.
- Only the ones I am not currently exploiting.
- Yes, but not Miguel. He can stay.
- Nah, they can have the jobs. I was never one for working anyway.
- Whatever it takes to win this primary.