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Islam: Myth Vs. Fact

In the wake of President Trump’s proposed immigration ban targeting largely Muslim countries, The Onion separates myth from fact regarding the religion of Islam.

Players To Watch In The Sweet 16

The 2017 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament has provided thrilling upsets and amazing comebacks in the first two rounds. Onion Sports presents a guide to the 10 players to watch in the Sweet 16.

Archaeologists Uncover Last Human To Die Happy

DEMBECHA, ETHIOPIA—In a startling find that contributes significantly to the understanding of modern man’s evolutionary development, University of Edinburgh archaeologists working in Ethiopia’s Afar Region announced Wednesday that they have uncovered the preserved remains of the last human to die happy.
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Should We Abolish The SAT Exam?

  • Sure. We still have GPAs if we want to boil down a student’s entire academic worth into a single number.
  • No, it provides a reliable measure of how prepared a student is to take the SAT.
  • Yes. There are no situations beyond high school where children have to perform under pressure.
  • No, higher education is built on practices that have outlived their usefulness.
  • Let’s wait and see how my kid does first.
  • I don’t care as long as someone buys all this Adderall off me.
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