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What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upcoming release.

Man In Center Of Political Spectrum Under Impression He Less Obnoxious

MT. VERNON, OH—Loudly explaining to anyone within earshot that both the left and right were ruining the level of discourse in this country, Jesse Levin, a man firmly in the center of the political spectrum, is under the impression that he is less obnoxious than those with more partisan viewpoints, sources reported Friday.
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Would You Use A Self-Driving Car?

  • Yes; I should’ve been taken off the road years ago.
  • No, I just don’t trust computers for anything beyond writing emails, paying bills, giving directions, doing taxes, maintaining health records, performing surgery, flying airplanes, and controlling nuclear missiles.
  • Only if I can sit in the driver’s seat and pretend I’m steering with my feet while reading a newspaper.
  • No, thanks. My chauffeur, Jackson, is doing just fine.
  • Yes. I’ve been looking for one more way not to take responsibility for my life.
  • No way. I didn’t spend five years gaining the confidence to merge for nothing.
  • Sure; I’ve always wanted to adjust the radio’s tuning and volume knobs at the same time.
  • No. Driving is so monotonous without the thrill of human error.

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