The Centers for Disease Control announced that vaccinations for the H1N1 virus would be given first to pregnant women and adults with compromised immune systems. What do you think?


"Yes! I love being an AIDS patient."

Mike Collins • Systems Analyst

"Great. Another pregnancy I have to fake.”

Cheryl Cannucciari • Jack-Strip Assembler

"As annoyed as I am that pregnant women will receive the vaccine before me, I'm willing to accept it as an adequate trade-off for being able to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl.”

Vin Cocca • Insurance Claims Adjustor