President Barack Obama signed a bill that established a panel to commemorate Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday on June 6, 2011. What do you think?


"Quickly, we must assemble a great pageantry of nuclear and military might in honor of this departed leader!"

Eddie Williams • Bootblackener

"I am looking forward to a calm, decent celebration. Let us not have sex in the streets as we often do during parades."

Diane Poole • Sluggish Cleaning Person

"Celebrating our nation's past glories on President Reagan's birthday will provide a welcome reprieve from the crushing realities of our ongoing military, economic, and cultural decline.”

Frank Frankson • Hotel Clerk