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Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

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CHICAGO—Following several unsuccessful attempts to find a specific article on a national media website, readers confirmed Monday that the built-in search engine found in the upper-right-hand ...

Seagull This Far Inland Must Be Total Fuckup

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KNOXVILLE, TN—Questioning how the bird could have possibly ended up more than 300 miles from the nearest ocean, sources confirmed Friday that a seagull that was spotted this far inland must be a to...

The Pros And Cons Of Affirmative Action

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The Supreme Court upheld a challenge to the University of Texas at Austin’s affirmative action program Thursday, reigniting debate over the merits of policies that favor members of groups frequentl...

Trump’s Potential VP Picks

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Here is a guide to presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump’s potential running mates in the 2016 presidential election

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