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God Pissed Solar Eclipse Not Visible From Heaven

NEWS IN BRIEF
THE HEAVENS—Angered to be missing out on the spectacular celestial phenomenon, God, Our Lord and Father, was reportedly pissed Monday that the solar eclipse would not be visible from Heaven.

What To Watch For In The New Obi-Wan Kenobi Film

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Disney has announced they are in the early stages of developing a stand-alone ‘Star Wars’ film focused on the adventures of Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. Here’s what fans can expect to see in the upc...

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