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    Your search for abortion returned 136 results.

    Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'

    News01.17.01
    WASHINGTON, DC—Mere days from his inauguration, president-elect Bush vowed to undo the damage not done by the Clinton Administration.

    Science Guy Bill Nye Killed In Massive Vinegar/Baking-Soda Explosion

    News08.23.00
    SEATTLE–In a shocking, educational tragedy, PBS television host and science guy William "Bill" Nye was killed Monday in a massive vinegar/baking-soda explosion that destroyed an ...

    New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct

    News02.13.12
    WASHINGTON—Saying the now critically endangered species of politician is at high risk for complete extinction within the next 10 years, Beltway-area conservationists announced plans Monday ...

    Voters Slowly Realizing Santorum Believes Every Deranged Word That Comes Out Of His Mouth

    News03.05.12
    WASHINGTON—As Rick Santorum has emerged to become Mitt Romney's leading opponent for the Republican presidential nomination, the American electorate said Monday it had slowly begun ...

    New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion

    Video: In The Know01.14.10
    In The Know panelists say more states should make decorating a nursery and choosing a baby name required steps in obtaining access to an abortion.

    Women Voters Can't Help Fawning Over Sexist GOP

    News03.26.12
    WASHINGTON—Saying they know its no good for them but they just can't help themselves, gushing women voters acknowledged Monday the overwhelming and uncontrollable attraction they ...

    Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does

    News02.19.03
    OBERLIN, OH—Clothes shopping, once considered a mundane act with no sociopolitical implications, is now a bold feminist statement.

    Oklahoma Bill Would Ban Use Of Fetuses In Food

    American Voices01.27.12
    A bill introduced by Oklahoma state senator Ralph Shortey would prohibit the use of aborted fetuses in food products.

    New 'Anti-Abortion Pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive

    News05.10.06
    NEW YORK—UR-86 is intended only for situations in which the mind-set or politics of the mother threatens the life of the fetus.

    Record Year For Abortion Restrictions

    Infographic10.27.11
    While recent federal attempts to impede women's access to safe, legal abortions have failed to pass the Senate, at the state and local level, 2011 ...

    Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife

    News11.19.97
    NASHUA, NH—Pastor Bob Snowdon, of Holy Christ Almighty Lutheran Church in Nashua, is a man of deep religious and moral convictions. He derives great satisfaction ...

    Second-Graders Wow Audience With School Production Of Equus

    News01.25.06
    NEWPORT NEWS, VA—Despite its truncated length and shoestring budget, the production stayed true to Peter Shaffer's original psychosexual-nightmare play.

    Controversial GoDaddy.com Super Bowl Commercial To Feature Scantily Clad Woman Performing Late-Term Abortion

    Sports Newswire01.31.12
    Controversial GoDaddy.com Super Bowl Commercial To Feature Scantily Clad Woman Performing Late-Term Abortion

    U.S. Out Of My Uterus vs. We Must Deploy Troops To Jessica Linden's Uterus Immediately

    Point/Counterpoint09.22.99
    It comes down to one thing: It's my body. Not Uncle Sam's, not Trent Lott's, not Pat Robertson's. Mine. Congress can demand a portion of ...

    John Fogerty Announces 'Centerfield' Actually About Girl He Forced To Get An Abortion In 1974

    Sports Newswire04.27.12
    John Fogerty Announces 'Centerfield' Actually About Girl He Forced To Get An Abortion In 1974

    Beaver Overthinking Dam

    News04.19.06
    HUNTSVILLE, ONTARIO—Not content with functionalism, beaver Dennis Messner strives for integration-minded post-modernism.

    Christ Kills Two, Injures Seven In Abortion-Clinic Attack

    News11.25.98
    HUNTSVILLE, AL–Jesus Christ, son of God and noted pro-life activist, killed two and critically wounded seven others when He opened fire in the waiting room ...

    Life Begins At Conception vs. Life Begins At 40!

    Point/Counterpoint12.15.99
    Life begins at the moment of conception. To say otherwise is not only to deny the word of God, but to defy science. An abortion ...

    I Know It's Crazy, But Some Days I Feel Like Everybody Is Out To Get Me vs. Our Mission Has Been Compromised! Abort!

    Point/Counterpoint06.18.08
    Ever had one of those days where nothing seems to go right? I sure have. When everything is falling apart and you just can't get ...

    Man Who Thought He Was On Date Actually Just At Work-Related Get-Together

    News01.17.01
    BOSTON–Thirty minutes into dinner with co-worker Natalie Cooper, Matthew Rolen, a marketing manager at Novartis Pharmaceuticals, realized Tuesday that what he thought was a date ...
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