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    Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads

    Video: Newsroom01.11.10
    Citing White House Pressure, Hennessy pulled the Biden ads saying "Joe will always epitomize the smooth, original style of our world class cognac."

    Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

    Video: In The Know10.21.09
    In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'

    Biden Asks White House Visitor If He Wants To Check Out Roof

    News09.26.11
    WASHINGTON—Claiming it was "pretty fucking cool up there" and not to be missed, Vice President Joe Biden reportedly asked Estonian ambassador Väino Reinart on several ...

    Embarrassed Steven Chu Accidentally Calls Barack Obama ‘Dad’ In Cabinet Meeting

    Video: Onion Review01.27.12
    A new law prohibits Kaleidoscoping while driving, Joe Biden advertises guitar lessons on the White House bulletin board, and Romneymania sweeps the nation.

    Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter

    Video: Onion News Network On IFC04.30.12
    Inspired by the First Lady's health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready.

    Obama Blasts Obama's Evasive Stance On Gay Marriage

    News05.09.12
    WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama lashed out at President Barack Obama's seemingly evasive stance on gay marriage Tuesday, calling the head-of-state's cagey position on the issue both "cowardly" and "an ...

    Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial

    News05.25.12
    WASHINGTON—In an effort to honor fallen American soldiers this Memorial Day with a fittingly "badass" tribute, Vice President Joe Biden has announced plans to jump ...

    Biden Pins Up Guitar Lesson Flyers On White House Bulletin Board

    News in Photos01.24.12

    Evolution Of Obama's Gay Marriage Stance

    Infographic05.17.12
    Last week, President Obama announced he is now in favor of gay marriage and said his stance had evolved over the past two years. Here ...

    Father Who Messed Up Visitation Schedule Consumes Entire Dora The Explorer Birthday Cake

    Video: Onion Review09.30.11
    Congress takes a group of schoolchildren hostage, Vice President Biden invites a visiting ambassador to check out the White House roof, and the 2011 newborns ...

    Biden Minimizes Browser Window Every Time Obama Walks By

    Newswire11.16.11
    Biden Minimizes Browser Window Every Time Obama Walks By

    Secret Service's Prostitution Scandal Did Not Affect President's Security, White House Adviser Madame Chartreuse Says

    News in Brief05.02.12
    WASHINGTON—The alleged misconduct of Secret Service personnel accused of soliciting prostitutes in Colombia last month did not at any time compromise President Obama's security, longtime ...

    Romney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters

    Video: Onion Review05.25.12
    Joe Biden plans to honor fallen U.S. soldiers by jumping his motorcycle over the Vietnam Memorial, Thomas the Tank Engine is a little uneasy with ...
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  • Secret Service Called Before Congress

    Infographic05.31.12
    Following an incident in Colombia in which Secret Service agents drank excessively and hired prostitutes, the head of the agency was called before Congress to ...

    Terrifying Bill Passed During NBA Playoffs

    News05.28.03
    WASHINGTON, DC—With the nation safely distracted by the NBA playoffs, Congress passed the terrifying Citizenship Redefinition And Income-Based Relocation Act of 2003 with little opposition ...

    Bill Introduced As Joke Signed Into Law

    News09.21.05
    WASHINGTON, DC—Sen. George Allen was chagrined Tuesday when a bill he introduced ironically actually passed Congress.

    Veep's Daughter In Cocaine Video?

    American Voices03.31.09
    A self-described "friend" of Vice President Joe Biden's daughter Ashley is attempting to sell for $250,000 a video in which the 27-year-old...

    Joe Eszterhas Brought In To Punch Up Senate Bill

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    WASHINGTON, DC—To generate some buzz about S. 1792, the U.S. Senate brought in screenwriter Joe Eszterhas to ‘dial up’ the bill.

    Obama Picks Biden As VP

    American Voices08.25.08
    Barack Obama announced via an early-morning text message that Senator Joe Biden will be his running mate. What do you think?
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