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A Timeline Of Abraham Lincoln’s Life

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Every February, people across the the nation celebrate the legacy of Abraham Lincoln, widely considered to be one of America’s finest presidents. The Onion provides a timeline of the key moments in...

Abraham Lincoln's DNA Now Available Over The Counter

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DC—Responding to pressure from vocal consumer groups and gene-gineering giant Merck-Maibatsu-Pfizer Monday, the FDA announced it will allow the DNA of America's 16th president to be sold witho...

The New Lincoln Museum

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The high-tech Abraham Lincoln Presidential Museum opened in Springfield, IL last week. What are some of its exhibits?

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