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Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

NEWS IN BRIEF
CHICAGO—Following several unsuccessful attempts to find a specific article on a national media website, readers confirmed Monday that the built-in search engine found in the upper-right-hand ...

Report: Gonzaga’s In Washington, Right?

SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF
NEW YORK—Ahead of the team’s first-round game against Seton Hall in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament, a new report released Thursday revealed that Gonzaga is in Washington state, right?

55-Year-Old Guy Dominating YMCA Pickup Basketball Game

SPORTS NEWS
CINCINNATI—Surprising many with his impeccable fundamentals and intense style of play, sources at the Elm Street YMCA confirmed Thursday that a 55-year-old man is absolutely dominating the competit...

Best Playoff Performances In NBA History

SPORTSGRAPHIC
With the basketball postseason heating up, Onion Sports looks back at the greatest individual performances in NBA playoff history. Shaquille O’Neal: During the 2001 NBA Finals, O’Neal w...

Greatest Undefeated Seasons In Sports History

SPORTSGRAPHIC
With the University of Kentucky men’s basketball team just four games away from completing a perfect 40-0 season, Onion Sports takes a look back at the greatest undefeated runs in sports hist...

Missed H.O.R.S.E. Shots Getting Increasingly Ambitious

SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Despite over 10 minutes passing since either player had successfully made a basket, sources at a local public basketball court confirmed Monday that the missed shots of two yo...

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