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Middle-Aged Banana Panics Upon Finding First Brown Spot

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An area man panics after accidentally 'liking' 381 of his ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos, Bob Dylan lays off 2,000 workers from a songwriting factory, and a group of cardinals host a going away pa...

Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory

VIDEO: ONION SPECIAL REPORT
Seeking to revitalize his musical operations following years of declining revenue and mounting production costs, musician Bob Dylan laid off 2,000 workers from his flagship songwriting factory in M...

Rock Fans Outraged As Bob Dylan Goes Electronica

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NEWPORT, RI—Audience members at the Newport Rock Festival were "outraged" Monday when rock icon Bob Dylan followed up such classic hits as "Like A Rolling Stone" and "...