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Species Of Big-Nosed Dinosaur Unearthed In Utah

AMERICAN VOICES
Paleontologists have discovered a previously unknown species of dinosaur called Nasutoceratops, a name that translates to “large-nosed horned face,” which lived during the Cretaceous pe...

'Oldest Bird' Not Actually Bird

INFOGRAPHIC
The discovery of a new fossil suggests the archaeopteryx may have been more of a bird-like dinosaur than a dinosaur-like bird.

Dinosaurs Sadly Extinct Before Invention Of Bazooka

NEWS
More than 65 million years ago, a cataclysmic event drove a majority of the Earth's species into extinction, and tragically, wiped out the last of the dinosaurs long before bazookas could be invent...

Stegosaurus Is My Second-Favorite Dinosaur

COMMENTARY
The bones in its face just make it look so cool. It's huge, its knees are awesome, and of course, it has tail spikes. I would be totally remiss if...

Scientist Names Ancient Lizard After Obama

AMERICAN VOICES
In honor of President Barack Obama, a Yale University scientist has bestowed the name Obamadon gracilis on a species of ancient lizard that was less than a foot in length and went extinct around th...

New 'Time' To Keep Everything From Happening At Once

NEWS IN BRIEF
CAMBRIDGE, MA–On what is now known as "Monday," a team of MIT scientists unveiled "time," a revolutionary new event-sequencing protocol which organizes phenomena along a four-dimensional axis, prev...

Features Of The Obama Presidential Library

GRAPHIC
Barack Obama announced Tuesday that his presidential library will be built on the South Side of Chicago, with construction on the ambitious project due for completion by 2020 or 2021. Here are some...

Report: Shopoholism May Have Killed The Shoposauruses

NEWS IN BRIEF
MISSOULA, MT–According to a report released Tuesday by the University of Montana's department of natural history, the consumption-crazed dinosaur known as the Shoposaurus may have become extinct as...

Gasoline Still Inexplicably Cheaper Than Milk

NEWS IN BRIEF
AUSTIN, TX—The University of Texas released a report Monday stating that, for some inexplicable reason, gasoline, a steadily depleting, non-renewable fossil fuel buried far beneath the earth's surf...

Congress Debates Coolness Of Rush

NEWS IN BRIEF
WASHINGTON, DC–Continuing its long-running debate on the subject Monday, members of Congress argued the merits of Canadian power trio Rush. "'The philosopher and the plowman, each must p...