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Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

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CHICAGO—Following several unsuccessful attempts to find a specific article on a national media website, readers confirmed Monday that the built-in search engine found in the upper-right-hand ...

How To Cut Down On Food Waste

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The Onion provides tips for everyday ways to reduce food waste, helping both the environment and your budget.

Family At Restaurant Reminds Grandma What Food She Likes

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SPLENDORA, TX—As they carefully guided her through the menu at local eatery Republic Bistro Friday, the family of grandmother Barbara LeBlanc, 81, reportedly made a point of reminding her what food...

Report: Red Meat Linked To Contentedly Patting Belly

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WASHINGTON—Saying the effects were almost immediate and largely unavoidable, the National Institute of Food and Agriculture released a report Tuesday linking red meat to contentedly patting one’s b...

How Meat Reaches Our Table

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With Americans consuming well over 100 pounds of meat per year on average, many wonder what’s involved in bringing this food from the farm to our table. Here is a step-by-step look at how meat is p...

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