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Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

NEWS IN BRIEF
CHICAGO—Following several unsuccessful attempts to find a specific article on a national media website, readers confirmed Monday that the built-in search engine found in the upper-right-hand ...

The Super Bowl

A Fun Distraction From The Horrors Of Professional Football

THE SUPER BOWL
The Onion looks back at the history of the NFL's entertaining four-hour break from all the serious issues plaguing football.

Strongside/Weakside: Deshaun Watson

STRONGSIDE/WEAKSIDE
After leading his team to victory in the College Football Playoff National Championship, Clemson University quarterback Deshaun Watson announced he would forgo his final year of eligibility and dec...

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