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Pros And Cons Of The Greek System

College communities across the nation have become more divided over the merits of Greek life on campus, with advocates saying that it promotes friendship and charity, and critics arguing that it ca...

OSN Globo-Poll: The Heat's New Rules

Now that the Heat can sign any player who signs a Friendship Contract and touches everything in Chris Bosh's "Gross Box" while blindfolded, who should they pursue in the offseason?

LeBron James - Already An NBA Champion Of Friendship

Professional Basketball Player

Perhaps the biggest name in sports this year was basketball phenomenon LeBron James, who proved what an amazing friend he is this summer by signing with the Miami Heat and joining good buddies and ...

Several NBA Teams Interested In Shaq As A Person

NEW YORK—Officials from the Hawks, Celtics, and Heat expressed interest in Shaquille O'Neal as a person Wednesday, confirming league rumors that they believed the free agent center would be h...

Manny Ramirez To David Ortiz: 'Road Trip'

SOMEWHERE ALONG I-65—Best buddies Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz, both of whom find themselves at professional crossroads and both desperately wanting to rekindle their friendship, decided on ...

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