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How Coastal Cities Are Preparing For Climate Change

With experts predicting that the effects of global warming could be catastrophic in the next 50 years, here are some ways that coastal cities are addressing the challenges of rising sea levels.

Song Deemed Good Enough To Put Girlfriend On Shoulders

7.1 billion people demonstrate in favor of global warming, Obama now sleeps with a Louisville Slugger under his bed, and a song is deemed good enough for a man to put his girlfriend on his shoulders.

7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming

NEW YORK—In an overwhelming show of support for dangerously escalating temperatures, 7.1 billion people from nearly every nation on earth staged massive demonstrations yesterday in favor of g...

Report: Global Warming May Be Irreversible By 2006

GENEVA—A new report from the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change warned Monday that global warming is likely to become completely irreversible if no successful effort is made to sl...

Your Horoscopes - Week Of June 15, 2010

Aries Like a Phoenix rising out of the ashes, so too will you frighten a number of small children playing inside that ball pit. Taurus Everyone laughed when you said that global warming would dest...

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