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April 5th, 2016
With experts predicting that the effects of global warming could be catastrophic in the next 50 years, here are some ways that coastal cities are addressing the challenges of rising sea levels.
February 15th, 2016
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August 19th, 2015
WASHINGTON—Evoking cataclysmic scenes of extreme weather and widespread drought and famine, the nation’s climate change deniers held a press conference Wednesday to describe exactly what the Earth ...
NEWS IN BRIEF
June 18th, 2015
WASHINGTON—In response to a 184-page papal encyclical that urges immediate action to address the environmental and social consequences of global warming, a coalition of frustrated Republican leader...
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September 26th, 2014
7.1 billion people demonstrate in favor of global warming, Obama now sleeps with a Louisville Slugger under his bed, and a song is deemed good enough for a man to put his girlfriend on his shoulders.
NEWS IN BRIEF
September 22nd, 2014
NEW YORK—In an overwhelming show of support for dangerously escalating temperatures, 7.1 billion people from nearly every nation on earth staged massive demonstrations yesterday in favor of g...
January 20th, 2014
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NEWS IN BRIEF
January 8th, 2014
GENEVA—With the implementation of tighter carbon emissions caps and more responsible household energy use, it is not too late to reverse the dire course of global warming, a panel of scientis...
November 22nd, 2013
WASHINGTON—In a landmark report experts say fundamentally reshapes our understanding of the global warming crisis, new data published this week by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Chang...
August 5th, 2013
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December 5th, 2011
GENEVA—A new report from the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change warned Monday that global warming is likely to become completely irreversible if no successful effort is made to sl...
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July 28th, 2011
For some reason, climatologists have been running around in an agitated state, waving their little arms and squawking about "global warming."
May 16th, 2011
November 10th, 2010
WASHINGTON—According to a report released this week by the Center for Global Development, climate change, the popular mid-2000s issue that raised awareness of the fact that the earth's contin...
June 15th, 2010
Aries Like a Phoenix rising out of the ashes, so too will you frighten a number of small children playing inside that ball pit.
Taurus Everyone laughed when you said that global warming would dest...
June 1st, 2010
RICHMOND, VA—Executives at Philip Morris USA this week unveiled Marlboro Earth, a new eco-friendly cigarette that gradually eliminates the causes of global warming and environmental destructi...