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The JFK Jr. Tragedy:

NEWS
It's hard to believe, but it has been maybe a year or so since America lost its prince, John F. Kennedy Jr.

New 'Time' To Keep Everything From Happening At Once

NEWS IN BRIEF
CAMBRIDGE, MA–On what is now known as "Monday," a team of MIT scientists unveiled "time," a revolutionary new event-sequencing protocol which organizes phenomena along a four-dimensional axis, prev...

Lyndon Johnson Jr. Sworn In As George Editor

NEWS IN BRIEF
HYANNISPORT, MA—At 4:11 a.m. EST Saturday, Lyndon Baines Johnson Jr. was sworn in as editor-in-chief of George magazine following the death of John F. Kennedy Jr. in a plane crash. "At this tragic ...

Long Live Selena, Queen Of Texaco Music!

COMMENTARY
Item! Texaco singing sensation Selena wows 'em the old-fashioned way—bilingually! See, "Texaco" refers to the culture of the Texas-Mexico border area, which spices up our lives with spicy food and ...