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Just What You Should Want

REAL ESTATE
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no bathrooms where vile, disgusting acts could be performed.

3BR/2.5BA/1KT/68EO/​16WN/4CF/12D/1MS(s) Paradise!

REAL ESTATE
Newly available townhouse features three bedrooms, two and a half baths, one kitchen, 68 electrical outlets, 16 windows, four ceiling fans, 12 doors, and a large, spacious mausoleum shared with t...

Not For Sale

REAL ESTATE
This immaculate two-story colonial that has a swimming pool and kitchen with brand-new stainless steel appliances isn’t for sale, but you are more than welcome to stop by and congratulate me ...