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‘Star Wars’ Turns 40

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When George Lucas’ Star Wars premiered in 1977, the movie quickly became a phenomenon. On its 40th anniversary, The Onion looks back on the franchise’s defining moments:

The Onion Reviews ‘La La Land’

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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘La La Land’ in this week’s Film Standard

Report: Holy Shit, There Still 50 Minutes Left In Movie

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EDGEMONT, PA—Expressing shock that the film he was watching somehow did not yet seem to be reaching its conclusion, area man Tyler Smith, 33, reported Tuesday that, holy shit, there are somehow sti...

Mom Just Wants To Watch Something Nice

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NORRISTOWN, PA—Hoping to have a quiet, relaxing movie night at home with her family, local mother Allison Halstead told reporters Tuesday that she just wants to watch something nice.

The Onion Reviews ‘Rogue One’

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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Rogue One’ in this week’s Film Standard.

How Movies Receive Their Ratings

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Many Americans use the MPAA’s formalized rating system as a guide for which films to see. The Onion provides a step-by-step view into how these ratings are chosen:

The Onion Reviews ‘Sully’

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The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Sully’ in this week’s Film Standard.

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