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Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

NEWS IN BRIEF
CHICAGO—Following several unsuccessful attempts to find a specific article on a national media website, readers confirmed Monday that the built-in search engine found in the upper-right-hand ...

The Onion Reviews ‘Sully’

ONION FILM STANDARD
The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Sully’ in this week’s Film Standard.

How Big-Budget Movies Flop

INFOGRAPHIC
Despite the recent box-office failures of Exodus, Ben-Hur, and Gods Of Egypt, studios continue to fund big-budget movies they hope will achieve blockbuster success. The Onion provides a step-by-ste...

Your Horoscopes — Week Of August 9, 2016

HOROSCOPE
ARIES: Your life’s story will soon play out in front of movie theater audiences across the country, though it’ll only last about 30 seconds and advertise free soft drink refills in the main lobby.

The Onion Reviews ‘Spectre’

ONION FILM STANDARD
The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Spectre’ in this week’s Film Standard.

Netflix To Temporarily Remove Every Movie Except ‘Hard Eight’

‘Everyone Should See It At Least Once,’ Company Says

NEWS
LOS GATOS, CA—Saying that everyone, including all 65 million of its subscribers, really ought to see the film at least once, Netflix announced Tuesday that it will suspend all streaming content exc...

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