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Mr. Met’s Son Beginning To Think He Adopted

SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF
NEW YORK—Pointing out that there was little physical resemblance between himself and the rest of his family, the 10-year-old son of New York Mets mascot Mr. Met told reporters Tuesday that he was b...

Sesame Street Mourns Death Of Original Letter K

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NEW YORK—Devastated by the loss of one of the most beloved members of their community, Sesame Street residents were in mourning Wednesday over the death of the original letter K.

A Timeline Of Aviation History

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This Saturday marks 90 years since aviator Charles Lindbergh made his historic first nonstop solo transatlantic flight from New York to Paris aboard the Spirit Of St. Louis. The Onion takes a look ...

MLB Bans Cruel Practice Of Castrating Mascots

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NEW YORK—Saying that the “antiquated and barbaric procedure” has no place in modern baseball, MLB commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday that the league was banning the brutal practice of castra...

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