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Taxing Virtual Assets

AMERICAN VOICES
A panel of scholars and government officials recently said that taxation of assets from online games such as World of Warcraft is inevitable. What do...

U.S. Anachronism At 'All Time High,' Says Truman

NEWS IN BRIEF
INDEPENDENCE, MO—At a press conference Monday, former president Harry S Truman declared that U.S. anachronism levels are at "an all-time high." Responding to the recent rash of jitterbugging, Briti...

Ideas That Made Me Millions

COMMENTARY
Astute readers—of which I have nearly none, as you are a pack of Judas-livered, porridge-pantsed, mung-brained tit-mice—know that I am renowned throughout the Republic for my formidable business a...

All This Tea Party Talk Is Making Me Thirsty!

COMMENTARY
Hello, hello, loyal readers! Say, have you guys seen this new show on TV? The one with all the animals running around, screaming at one another, and generally causing a ruckus? No, it's not on Disc...

University Purchased by Menacing Baron

ARCHIVE
ITHACA, NY (AP)—This is a translation of just one of the verses which will replace Cornell University’s current fight song when Baron Kurt Von Gottsblüdiner takes over possession o...

Perky 'Canada' Has Own Government, Laws

NEWS
It’s Monday morning, and Toronto resident Steve Dorman shares a quick breakfast of “eggs” (a native food) with his “wife” (an officially state-sanctioned mate), and di...

Ask A Third Party Candidate

ADVICE
Edgar Mayo Jr. is a syndicated columnist whose weekly advice column, Ask A Third Party Candidate, appears in more than 250 newspapers nationwide.