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National Zoo Announces Giant Pandas To Divorce

NEWS IN BRIEF
WASHINGTON—Assuring the public that the decision was difficult but the right thing to do for all parties involved, the Smithsonian National Zoological Park announced Friday that their giant pandas ...

The Case For And Against Zoos

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The killing of a rare gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo to protect a child who climbed into its enclosure has reignited debate over whether wild animals should be kept in captivity. Here is the case fo...

Tiger Always Checked Out Of Local Zoo

NEWS IN BRIEF
SAN FRANCISCO—Complaining that another patron always seems to have borrowed the animal before he gets a chance to take it home, frustrated local man Scott Gardner told reporters Monday that t...

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