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God Announces Plans To Slowly Wean Humans Off Religion

NEWS IN BRIEF
THE HEAVENS—Saying that the various belief systems had a “good run” over the last few millennia but that it was probably time for humans to get by on their own, the Lord Our God, He Who Is Seen And...

Athletes And Religion

SPORTSGRAPHIC
Tim Tebow has reinvigorated discussion on athletes using the field as a pulpit, but of course he's hardly the first to do so. Bill Belichick: Had God killed in 2003 Barry Bonds: Pointed to the sky ...

Pope To Ease Up On Jesus Talk

Pontiff Trying To Be Not So In-Your-Face With That Stuff

NEWS
VATICAN CITY—Acknowledging that he has perhaps been laying it on a little thick with the religion stuff lately, Pope Benedict XVI said Wednesday that he was making a concerted effort to take ...

Packers Fans

SPORTS NEWS
STRENGTHS: Whatever muscles one uses to lift 340 pounds of lard out of bed each morning; unwilling to let work, family, religion, or even basic necessities like health and shelter stand in the way ...

Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology

NEWS
LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest-growing religious organizations in the U.S., is steadily...

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