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Biden Tossed Out Of Car Passing By White House

NEWS IN BRIEF
WASHINGTON—At approximately 2 a.m. Thursday morning, White House sources confirmed that Vice President Joe Biden was forcibly pushed out the rear door of a moving 1980 Lincoln Town Car onto t...

Fun Sticker Placed On Child's Ventilator

VIDEO: ONION REVIEW
Fifty-seven women are stoned to death during the annual Riyadh fashion week, a frantic Biden searches a dog shelter for a Bo look-alike, and a fun sticker is placed on a child’s ventilator.

Nude Biden Wakes Up On Cold Slab In D.C. Morgue

NEWS
WASHINGTON—Disoriented and “freezing his goddamn nuts off,” a naked Vice President Joe Biden reportedly awoke Thursday morning on an autopsy table in the Office of the Chief Medic...

Biden Time

TV LISTINGS
A&E 10 p.m. EDT/9 p.m. CDT Joe’s constant fidgeting leads Starla to think his piercing is infected.

Biden Scores 800 Feet Of Copper Wire

NEWS
WASHINGTON—Calling it a “major-ass haul” that would provide “some much-needed scratch,” Vice President Joe Biden reportedly scored over 800 feet of copper wire from a ...