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Coddled Potted Plant Could Never Make It On Outside

NEWS IN BRIEF
BEVERLY, MA—According to sources, an impeccably maintained local 3-year-old Philodendron would be “as good as dead” if it ever left the pampered confines of its terra cotta pot an...

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