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Tim Duncan Raving About Health Benefits Of Standing Bench

SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF
SAN ANTONIO—Explaining that it significantly reduces the risk of cardiovascular disease and promotes healthier metabolism, Spurs power forward Tim Duncan reportedly spent the majority of prac...

Tim Duncan Urges Teammates To Be Patient With Frequent-Flyer Miles

‘It’s Best To Build Them Up For One Big Trip,’ All-Star Says

SPORTS NEWS IN BRIEF
SAN ANTONIO—Conversing with teammates during practice Friday, Spurs center Tim Duncan urged San Antonio’s players to be smarter with their frequent-flyer miles by accumulating the rewar...

Arne Duncan

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"We've basically flushed $11,000 down the toilet for every single one of these little bastards." Education Secretary Arne Duncan

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