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Bo Obama Addresses Graduates Of Dayton Obedience School

NEWS IN BRIEF
DAYTON, OH—Calling on the 2017 class of canines to make the most of their training as they head out into the world, former first dog Bo Obama delivered a stirring commencement speech Friday to grad...

Critical Revelations About Kellyanne Conway

THE TRUMP DOCUMENTS
Kellyanne Conway received a weekly TV appearance schedule with a color-coded key explaining how she should behave on camera, such as “Fiercely incredulous” and “Accuse Obama of whatever Trump is be...

Black Man Out Of Work

NEWS
WASHINGTON—Joining the ranks of the unemployed at a time when joblessness remains stubbornly high among African Americans, 55-year-old local black man Barack Obama has lost the full-time job he has...

Black Man Does 8 Years

OBAMA RETROSPECTIVE
‘The Onion’ looks back at the historic legacy of Barack Obama, a post-racial president for a pre-post-racial America.

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