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Website's Built-In Search Engine Just Pathetic

NEWS IN BRIEF
CHICAGO—Following several unsuccessful attempts to find a specific article on a national media website, readers confirmed Monday that the built-in search engine found in the upper-right-hand ...

Critical Revelations About Kellyanne Conway

THE TRUMP DOCUMENTS
Kellyanne Conway received a weekly TV appearance schedule with a color-coded key explaining how she should behave on camera, such as “Fiercely incredulous” and “Accuse Obama of whatever Trump is be...

Black Man Out Of Work

NEWS
WASHINGTON—Joining the ranks of the unemployed at a time when joblessness remains stubbornly high among African Americans, 55-year-old local black man Barack Obama has lost the full-time job he has...

Black Man Does 8 Years

OBAMA RETROSPECTIVE
‘The Onion’ looks back at the historic legacy of Barack Obama, a post-racial president for a pre-post-racial America.

Departing Bo Obama Lands K Street Lobbyist Position

NEWS IN BRIEF
WASHINGTON—Touting his lengthy tenure in the White House and close personal relationships with the president of the United States and first lady, executives at Brownstein Hyatt Farber Schreck annou...

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