Mel Brooks Starts Nonprofit Foundation To Save Word 'Schmuck'

NEW YORK—The organization has compiled schmuck-related data revealing that, in 2006, the word was spoken a mere 28 times—17 of these by Brooks ...

Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career

'Cum Inside' star Jennica St. Foxx is receiving heavy criticism for using a racial slur in her latest film.

Democratic Mob Censures Bush In Effigy

WASHINGTON, DC—Armed with neatly lettered signs, the mob angrily chanted "Down With the Idea of Executive Privilege, Both In General And As It Relates ...

New Eco-Friendly Packaging Triggers Boom In Guilt-Free Littering

NEW YORK—Consumers are now able to discard their refuse wherever they please, knowing it will safely decompose in 10 to 20 years.

Shitty Neighborhood Rallies Against Asshole Developer

CHICAGO, IL—Many of those who live in the hopeless pit of a neighborhood say they are hesitant to allow the prick developer to dump ...

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Million Robot March Attended By Exactly 1,000,000 Robots

DC—The Million Robot March, an orderly demonstration for increased rights for cyber-mechanical servants, was attended by exactly 1 million robots Sunday. "Statement: We demand ...

Habitrail For Humanity Under Fire

PAYNEVILLE, KY—Habitrail For Humanity, the faith-based, non-profit group that builds networks of affordable, transparent-tube housing for needy families, has come under intense criticism for ...

National Poetry Month Raises Awareness Of Poetry Prevention

NEW YORK—This month marks the 10th National Poetry Month, a campaign created in 1996 to raise public awareness of the growing problem of poetry ...