Area Man's Knee Making Weird Sound
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COLORADO SPRINGS, CO—Noting that it began happening just a few days ago, local 31-year-old Anthony Forster told reporters Monday that his left knee has ...
Area Man Pretty Sure He Knows Which Athletes Are Gay
TOLEDO, OH—Area man Arnold Pera, 26, bragged to several of his friends Sunday that "nine times out of 10" he can tell whether an ...
Area Man Proud He Can Still Fit Into Car From High School
NAPA, CA—Wiggling from side to side as he forcibly wedged his torso into the driver's seat of a 1992 Ford Festiva, local man ...
Human Civilization Brings Out Worst In Area Man
COLUMBUS, OH—Sources close to local resident Justin Krypel admitted to reporters this week that while the 34-year-old account executive was "basically a good guy ...
Hundreds Of Horrified Onlookers Gather Around Wreckage Of Area Man
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Saying they found themselves shocked, appalled, and yet unable to look away, hundreds of passersby stopped to view the horrible wreckage of 34-year-old ...
