Report: Guy Just Put 10 Bucks In Jukebox
EAST LANSING, MI—Gold Mine Bar & Grill sources report that, just as you got change back from the two pitchers you ordered, some guy walked...
Botanists Vow Not To Discuss Botany During After-Work Drinks
AMHERST, MA—After years of promising not to discuss work after hours but always failing, botanists at Hampshire College's Agricultural Studies...
Pool Cues Go Unused In Disappointing Bar Fight
SIOUX CITY, IA—Patrons of the Clover Leaf Tavern expressed dismay Saturday after a fight between Jeffrey Kline, 32, and James Dougherty, 30,...
Description Of Sexual Fantasy Changing With Girlfriend's Reaction
HOUSTON— "I put my finger up your—lips. Up to your lips. Like, to hush you, because the moment is so awe-inspiring," said Kendler, choking ...
Area Man Somehow Roped Into Arguing Passionately For Green Day
YOUNGSTOWN, OH—Though he admitted he hasn't listened to the band in 10 years, tech-support specialist Jonathan Meagher, 25, somehow found...
